"it was soon after that when i was set up on the sidewalk outside the bus organizing my VFIM stuff when the door to the bus flung open and a laughing andy ran out with something on fire… SOMETHING!… SOMETHING LIKE ONE OF MY FUCKING UNICORNS! motherfucker…. it was one of my favorites too. it had a button on its belly that i would push each and every night before i went to bed. and no matter what an asshole i was each day, or how much i deserved a smack in the face and felt like a prissy little dickhead bitch, this beautiful little pegasus told me that i was a spectacular sparkly princess angel and that he loved me and that i was pretty… and andy had to go and ruin it all for me. he put it in the microwave. apparently the thing looked cold or something?! fucking prick. :-("  -  Joe Letz
"it was soon after that when i was set up on the sidewalk outside the bus organizing my VFIM stuff when the door to the bus flung open and a laughing andy ran out with something on fire… SOMETHING!… SOMETHING LIKE ONE OF MY FUCKING UNICORNS! motherfucker…. it was one of my favorites too. it had a button on its belly that i would push each and every night before i went to bed. and no matter what an asshole i was each day, or how much i deserved a smack in the face and felt like a prissy little dickhead bitch, this beautiful little pegasus told me that i was a spectacular sparkly princess angel and that he loved me and that i was pretty… and andy had to go and ruin it all for me. he put it in the microwave. apparently the thing looked cold or something?! fucking prick. :-("  -  Joe Letz


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